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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:08
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dementia risk begins in childhood, not old age, scientists warn - PsyPost
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
Then came..
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Still no good
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Why don't younger men like older women?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors