What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:50

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some cool confidence hacks?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
How do I get my body in shape?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors