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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some cool confidence hacks?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

How do I get my body in shape?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

King Charles praised for 'faultless' firing technique at Larkhill - BBC

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

Still no good

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

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